Ursula Pitt is a loathsome heap of hippopotamus dung.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
There is a Registered Nurse in Toronto named Ursula Pitt who is a loathsome heap of hippopotamus dung.
Ms. Pitt is a 280lb Nurse who is extremely unhygienic in her appearance (chronically smells like old urine, and most times has food stains on the front of her top, and has a partially shaven beard). She is cantankerous toward pt. relatives (does not like to be questioned), has a thinly disguised, but unproven drinking problem (Vodka), and is neglectfully abusive toward those in her charge (spends all night on a computer playing games and the last 1 hr of her shift giving pt. care). This lazy slob only works nights because she is a frightful sight during the day.
There are many Nurses who have worked with Ms. Pitt over the years and can confirm these facts. She is one of the most ill-reputed and whispered about Nurses in Toronto. Everyone knows her, and has something terrible to say about her. She is a discredit, and an embarrassment to the profession of Nursing.
This woman works with several Nursing agencies in Toronto as well. During the SARS epidemic she routinely worked at Toronto East General's quarantined SARS unit with the agency and got paid $100.00/hr! She kept quiet about it during that time, and still went working at various other Toronto hospitals, risking the potential of exposing pt's and co-workers to the SARS virus so that her fat, greedy, ass could get more pork chops to stuff her face.
Unfortunately, Ms. Whale Blubber (as she is affectionately known) lived through SARS and is still employed in Nursing. She is a walking mass of flesh and malodor, with tensor bandages wrapped around her tree-trunk legs, and various ill-kept weaves and hair pieces attached haphazardly to her head. To say that she resembles Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street would be a compliment.
She routinely calls in sick at either of the places that she is "officially" employed at so that she can work elsewhere with the agency. She uses her husband, Tony's sickness as an excuse for the sick calls. Meanwhile Tony has probably left her for a woman who can actually wash her ass crack. She is slick and cunning, and has never been caught in the lie of duping the hospital for sick benefits, but she will not hesitate to report her colleagues in the same lie.
One day in the next six months, God willing she will suffer a stroke, or heart attack, or perhaps both, and she will end up lingering between life and death for weeks. She will have bacterial and viral infections creeping systematically through her blood, because she is so morbidly obese that she will be left by her Nursing colleagues to develop bedsores. After all why should they break their backs trying to turn such a waste of human flesh?
Ultimately, the young Nurse that she sees as her enemy will be at her bedside exacting the last laugh upon her evil soul.
Ms. Pitt currently works at Toronto Western Hospital, and St. Joseph's Hospital in the Intensive Care Units.
Ms. Pitt is a 280lb Nurse who is extremely unhygienic in her appearance (chronically smells like old urine, and most times has food stains on the front of her top, and has a partially shaven beard). She is cantankerous toward pt. relatives (does not like to be questioned), has a thinly disguised, but unproven drinking problem (Vodka), and is neglectfully abusive toward those in her charge (spends all night on a computer playing games and the last 1 hr of her shift giving pt. care). This lazy slob only works nights because she is a frightful sight during the day.
There are many Nurses who have worked with Ms. Pitt over the years and can confirm these facts. She is one of the most ill-reputed and whispered about Nurses in Toronto. Everyone knows her, and has something terrible to say about her. She is a discredit, and an embarrassment to the profession of Nursing.
This woman works with several Nursing agencies in Toronto as well. During the SARS epidemic she routinely worked at Toronto East General's quarantined SARS unit with the agency and got paid $100.00/hr! She kept quiet about it during that time, and still went working at various other Toronto hospitals, risking the potential of exposing pt's and co-workers to the SARS virus so that her fat, greedy, ass could get more pork chops to stuff her face.
Unfortunately, Ms. Whale Blubber (as she is affectionately known) lived through SARS and is still employed in Nursing. She is a walking mass of flesh and malodor, with tensor bandages wrapped around her tree-trunk legs, and various ill-kept weaves and hair pieces attached haphazardly to her head. To say that she resembles Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street would be a compliment.
She routinely calls in sick at either of the places that she is "officially" employed at so that she can work elsewhere with the agency. She uses her husband, Tony's sickness as an excuse for the sick calls. Meanwhile Tony has probably left her for a woman who can actually wash her ass crack. She is slick and cunning, and has never been caught in the lie of duping the hospital for sick benefits, but she will not hesitate to report her colleagues in the same lie.
One day in the next six months, God willing she will suffer a stroke, or heart attack, or perhaps both, and she will end up lingering between life and death for weeks. She will have bacterial and viral infections creeping systematically through her blood, because she is so morbidly obese that she will be left by her Nursing colleagues to develop bedsores. After all why should they break their backs trying to turn such a waste of human flesh?
Ultimately, the young Nurse that she sees as her enemy will be at her bedside exacting the last laugh upon her evil soul.
Ms. Pitt currently works at Toronto Western Hospital, and St. Joseph's Hospital in the Intensive Care Units.
